Cleveland Smarty-Pants 

When a guy wears a tinfoil diaper coated with Smarties Candies. Once he fills the diaper it is then licked clean by the girl giving her a taste sensation of both delicious sweetness and lip-puckering sour. This is very popular with the "in-the-know" in Europe and with real-esate professionals.

1. She was acting like a baby so I showed her who her daddy was with a Cleveland Smarty-Pants.

2. My bitch went to the food court the other day but nothing tasted as sweet or as sour as the Cleveland Smarty-Pants I gave her last weekend.

Cleveland Smarty-Pants by Maaatt123 January 11, 2009

Poo Pants McGee 

An Irish man or woman who has defecated in his/her pants. Also: When someone is intoxicated by alcohol to the point they poo their pants. Other similarities include; Poo Pants McDougal/McCallister/McGoo and most recently, McCain

Last night was crazy, my buddy Reese was a poo pants mcGee

Poo Pants McGee by Poo Pants McStink January 23, 2009

FLP: Flagrant Lack of Pants 

To be caught in the act of having no pants. This is a major offense and is taken seriously by all PoPo. This is only second to FLG: Flagrant Lack of Genitals, which is to be caught in the act of having no genitalia.

" Jimmy was caught in the act of having no pants... now they're giving him a cavity probing... Poor Jimmy "

FLP: Flagrant Lack of Pants by Jimmy September 1, 2003

my pants are on fire 

a very serious, often life threatening condition that occurs when a guy/girl is so horny they'll fuck anything in sight.

call the fire department! i haven't had sex for over a month, and my pants are on fire!

my pants are on fire by tokyo rose February 24, 2007

popper pants 

Sweatpants in The UK.

"Where the bloody hell have my bloody popper pants gone, cor blimey?!"

popper pants by xxc4k3 July 21, 2008

Diarrhea pants

Diarrhea pants is a term often used to describe someone who constantly shits himself. it is a very fun term to yell at people as you drive by them.

hale is a Diarrhea pants.

Diarrhea pants by ham hale hauss clapton June 24, 2006

pooped his pants 

When someone seems so surprised or out of character when receiving information, it looks like they could have pooped their pants in shock.

Yo, did you see Matt's face when his babe told him their baby wasn't his?

Yeah man, he totally pooped his pants.

pooped his pants by DizzyAH March 8, 2009