When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”
by Lingtora August 13, 2024
Get the DodecaHE-Jerkmug. 
A sex act in which the performing or receiving male ejaculates prematurely to overly lubricate his member.
'Last night Jenifer was giving me and old fashioned and I couldn't stop pre'ing in her hand. It sounded like she was juicing a lemon. It truly was a juicy jerk.'
by Beadlover November 1, 2017
Get the Juicy Jerkmug. A jerk whom says something mean or offensive, if it is taken well he takes it seriously, if it is taken badly he plays it off as a joke.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
Get the Schrodingers Jerkmug. Popularised mainly in the US originally, this phrase (while sounding funny) is nowadays used in the UK to describe a stabbing, particularly in the drill scene and in general slang. This word is accompanied by other words, such as:
• yinging
• whooshing
• juicing
Just a reminder, knife crime isn’t cool. Don’t do it.
• yinging
• whooshing
• juicing
Just a reminder, knife crime isn’t cool. Don’t do it.
by stabbing August 21, 2023
Get the jerkmug. by girlqueenbabepussypopfantastic May 24, 2024
Get the jerk floatmug.