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Fiji Morgan

An obscure sexual act involving the use of an antique American Silver dollar, clenched in the mummified palm of a dead Capuchin monkey, inserted into one's rectum.
Susan's recent experience at her local coin store reminded her of her very first Fiji Morgan.
by The Grunionator May 10, 2024
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Emily Morgan

Nickname for a horrible lacrosse player also known as a flopper or a wuss
For example:
- if you fall to the ground and cry for no reason during a lacrosse game then u are Emily Morgan.

- if every team that plays you does not like you then you must be Emily Morgan
- If you have no friends and cuss people out then you are Emily Morgan.
Lax player 1: “look there is Emily Morgan”
Lax player 2: “what a wuss”
Lax player 3: “I get second hand embarrassment from Emily Morgan”
by 337799 June 8, 2024
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Rory Morgan

An obnoxiously loud girl dunk off her ass, usually Captain Morgan, that is ruining the party for everyone.
Katie, stop being such a “Rory Morgan” you about to get us kicked out of the Applebees!
by JediWiz June 25, 2024
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Hair-Mergency

Hair-Mergency: noun
A sudden and urgent need for a haircut, often due to a last-minute event, a botched DIY haircut, or other hair-related crisis.
The term "Hair-Mergency" was coined by Rene "Reneofny" Guemps, a mobile barber/stylist in New York City. Rene offers emergency haircut services to clients in need, traveling to their homes, hotels, or offices at any time.
I accidentally cut my bangs too short! I need a hair-mergency appointment ASAP.
by Reneofny October 23, 2024
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Harrison Morgan

Dexter's angsty daddy-issue-riddled son

His teen years were a moody mix of "I hate you for leaving me!" and "Dad, teach me your murder-ways!"
Person 1: Ugh, the ending of New Blood was so rushed!

Person 2: Right? They spent all season on **Harrison Morgan** brooding just for that? Classic teen drama, but with murder
by Czeszka January 17, 2026
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Jersey Merge

A reckless driving maneuver in which a motorist, having missed an highway exit, violently swerves across the striped gore area (and often other lanes of traffic) at the last moment to force their way onto an off-ramp or exit, disregarding everyone else on the road.
Some dumbass in an SUV pulled a Jersey merge right in front of me and nearly caused a pileup.
by Chicklenburgers March 21, 2026
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Piers Morgan's FILTHY cheating slut wife

Does she need another break? Cuz my libido has been in overdrive that past couple of days.
Hym "So I'm laying in bed... Naked... Thinking about Piers Morgan's FILTHY cheating slut wife.... A break!? Ha! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! Aha!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2025
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