Matthew Statham

A complete biscuit

Matthew Statham is a complete biscuit

by Fuckwhit123 February 27, 2021

Matthew

Commonly Japanese or Korean with messy curly hair. They often have glasses and stay up and wake up late.

Wow he’s definitely a Matthew u can tell by the hair and race.

by Black person 69 February 28, 2021

Matthew

Matthews are commonly hipster and really rad. If you meet a Matthew, be sure to tell him how totally fly he is. He likes to get jiggy with it and can help you with guitar. Number 1 quarter back but be careful because his dad is strict on him. He's tall, muscular, brown hair, perm, italian, and wants to slide the snap shawty.

Matthew: Slide that snap, shawty
Rebecca: OMG totes on it Matthew!

by ONLYSHMOOB March 7, 2021

matthew Siu

a person who is kinda pog and hates jackson and tiktok

jackson: matthew said i wasnt pog
derek: ok,
tiktok: hi-
Matthew Siu: noob lol go away

by Hiimantisocial March 8, 2021

Matthew Chastain

Failure, good at like nothing, weak

omg is that Matthew, he is really a Matthew Chastain

by burb!!! March 12, 2021

Matthew

He looks a bit like Justin Bieber, but don't worry, he's great crack. If you ever get into trouble, just say you're his friend, he'll defend you, more or less. Totally recommend getting completely plastered with him. He's also a Lyne

Damn Matthew you're gone!
I don't know what the f*ck you're talking about

by Bigdaddyissues January 17, 2021

Matthew

Matthews are babs... thats all

BABS matthew

by soontm January 20, 2021