A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020
Get the I just cracked me one off.mug. A phrase used when one is tired of an argument where the other party clearly does not understand the explained concept.
Joe: A mile is shorter than a kilometer.
Mike: No it is longer.
Joe: Nuh uh!
Mike: You know, it's just easier to call you stupid.
Mike: No it is longer.
Joe: Nuh uh!
Mike: You know, it's just easier to call you stupid.
by AStrangerWithCandy December 15, 2010
Get the It's just easier to call you stupidmug. by Boondocks11 January 6, 2017
Get the Ohhh, you just got seated!mug. Madara is better than you 😜: *airdrops You just got Madara-ed to Boy 1*
Boy 1: *airdrops to someone else*
Boy 1: *airdrops to someone else*
by Uchihas are better than you June 6, 2018
Get the You just got Madara-edmug. Basically a boner, minus the hard on. Pretty much just being really fucking excited about something. Kind of like the excitment of a sudden boner.
"Dude, holy shit. I just totally toasted my pants!"
"I swear to god, after I saw her I just toasted my pants."
"I swear to god, after I saw her I just toasted my pants."
by SydVicious513 January 5, 2010
Get the I just toasted my pantsmug. I was worried I would get a speeding ticket, but since he let me off with a warning I can breath just fine.
by Hlalakar June 7, 2020
Get the I can breath just finemug. lame excuse for not entering into any relationship. get over yourself... you're not that cool. other people aren't cool enough to hang out with you?
yeah, we went out... yeah, she was bangin and I was blingin... but I'm not going to call her back. I guess I just have really high standards.
by the fuuuuck? June 29, 2004
Get the I just have really high standardsmug.