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Jam Job

Like a blow job or hand job except it involves jam. Just dip the penis into your favourite jam (jelly works too) and then proceed with a job. A hand job is very sticky and makes a mess so this is best done blowie style.
"I gave my first jam job last night, I used strawberry"
by AlienAdultFilmsXXX April 20, 2014
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jammed up badly

Jammed Up Badly when your in a bad situation that makes you rethink your decision that’s Jams you up
Crocodile Shim Blew That girls back out last night she got jammed up Badly

Buddy From Home Jammed Up a family of 4 Badly, it’s a rough scene

The Boys Got Jammed up badly on shim’s last night, they were ripping
by Shim Shady March 27, 2024
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Jam

jam means to have sexual contact between individuals.....2 or more is acceptable
"I got the peanut butter im just looking for my jam"
by jammaster1212 October 14, 2011
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Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022
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bag jam

The condition of getting your balls jammed between your legs as you walk or run as a result of shaving your scrotum
I shaved my balls for my date tonight but I'm getting a lot of bag jam
by waynestayne September 4, 2016
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Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021
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