Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022

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Jams

Any friend named James who is acting like a fuck head. The frat boy name for James’.

Did you see James at the party? He was being a total Jams.

by UrbanDude57 June 20, 2020

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bag jam

The condition of getting your balls jammed between your legs as you walk or run as a result of shaving your scrotum

I shaved my balls for my date tonight but I'm getting a lot of bag jam

by waynestayne September 4, 2016

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Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

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