The big gem of a school called Chryston High is planted in the middle of Chryston and Muirhead, near Glasgow in Scotland. Basically Hell in the educational form, with many types of people attending from the 'Popular Kids all the way down to the social retards. These pupils are noticeable in the area, normally wearing a blue and black tie, with the face of someone that has lost hope in it all. The locals will definitely notice this 'school' after the old building is demolished causing lost souls and demons to fly out from the haunted structure, with the new building soon to become a victim of this. Attending Chryston gives you an aura something similar to an acid trip, fused with a depressant. This school comes with a unique set of teachers, and by unique..I mean special, with about 80% of them being stir crazy and/or mentally delusional, with the extra 20 still in the 'real world.' You won't find another school like this one. Trust me, you really won't.
Example 1
Pupil: Sir! I've got a problem here!
Teacher: You are an excellent pupil of Chryston High School!
Pupil: I asked a question, sir?
Teacher: I will deal with you when I am ready!
Pupil: W T F
Example 2
Pupil: Sir, I don't get this
Teacher: J-just sit doon and get on wi' the hard sums
Pupil: But sir, you're meant to help me!
Teacher: What am I meant to dae? I'm no Harry Potter!
Pupil: ...
Example 3
Pupil: Sir?
Teacher: EVERYONE QUIET!!!!!!
Pupil: .....
Teacher: Good anger? Strong anger?
Pupil: Eh, what?
Example 4
Teacher: ....And that's why Daleks are real.
Pupil: Uhh sir, you're supposed to be teaching us the course.
Teacher: Quiet!! I was at the dentist the other day and he drilled a hole in my jaw.
Pupil: .......
Pupil: Sir! I've got a problem here!
Teacher: You are an excellent pupil of Chryston High School!
Pupil: I asked a question, sir?
Teacher: I will deal with you when I am ready!
Pupil: W T F
Example 2
Pupil: Sir, I don't get this
Teacher: J-just sit doon and get on wi' the hard sums
Pupil: But sir, you're meant to help me!
Teacher: What am I meant to dae? I'm no Harry Potter!
Pupil: ...
Example 3
Pupil: Sir?
Teacher: EVERYONE QUIET!!!!!!
Pupil: .....
Teacher: Good anger? Strong anger?
Pupil: Eh, what?
Example 4
Teacher: ....And that's why Daleks are real.
Pupil: Uhh sir, you're supposed to be teaching us the course.
Teacher: Quiet!! I was at the dentist the other day and he drilled a hole in my jaw.
Pupil: .......
by AndrewC1995 May 2, 2011
Get the Chryston High School mug.The high school where there is absolutly no parking. Where they build a Junior lot that fills by 6:50, and where the cops get tingly feelings by tickiting you for being in the no stopping no standing zones even though there is no other possible parking. The high school that you pull up to a half hour before homeroom starts, and cringe as you realize there is not a single space on either side of the road, and the neigborhood is full...you say a few words of prayer as you pull in front of the no parking no standing sign, hope for the best only to walk out after 13th period to find a $125 ticket placed ever so elegantly under your wiper blades. Cherokee, the school that takes pleasure in using huge orange cones to block off what little parking we do have; the school where you wish your friends would just fail their license tests so they don't hog up your potential parking spaces.
I have received 5 tickets in the past few months for no parking no standing. The announcement made today: "Students, we need to keep a good relation with Brush Hollow, don't park the wrong way...dont park there at all..."
Best example, the HUGE, pointless orange cones.
Best example, the HUGE, pointless orange cones.
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In the Imperial tongue, the haughty, tall, golden-skinned people of Summerset Isle are called "High Elves," but call themselves Altmer, or the "Cultured People." In the Empire, "High" is often understood to mean "proud" or "snobbish," and as the Altmer generally personify these characteristics, the "lesser races" harbor little warmth for them. Altmer confidently consider themselves, with some justice, as the most civilized culture of Tamriel; the common tongue of the Empire, Tamrielic, is based on Altmer speech and writing, and most of the Empire's arts, crafts, and sciences are derived from Altmer traditions. However, the Altmer's smug self-assurance of superiority can be hard to bear. Deft, intelligent, and strong-willed, Altmer are the most strongly gifted in the arcane arts of all the races, and Altmer boast that their sublime physical natures make them far more resistant to disease than the "lesser races." However, they are also somewhat vulnerable to fire, frost, and shock.
In the Imperial tongue, the haughty, tall, golden-skinned people of Summerset Isle are called "High Elves," but call themselves Altmer, or the "Cultured People." In the Empire, "High" is often understood to mean "proud" or "snobbish," and as the Altmer generally personify these characteristics, the "lesser races" harbor little warmth for them. Altmer confidently consider themselves, with some justice, as the most civilized culture of Tamriel; the common tongue of the Empire, Tamrielic, is based on Altmer speech and writing, and most of the Empire's arts, crafts, and sciences are derived from Altmer traditions. However, the Altmer's smug self-assurance of superiority can be hard to bear. Deft, intelligent, and strong-willed, Altmer are the most strongly gifted in the arcane arts of all the races, and Altmer boast that their sublime physical natures make them far more resistant to disease than the "lesser races." However, they are also somewhat vulnerable to fire, frost, and shock.
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