Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.

When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.

by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024

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Get the Half ham cobmug.

Hams

Whispers mumbling soft

Can you Hams a little

by 4192006 April 23, 2018

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Get the Hamsmug.

ham slice

Variant of homeslice. But also someone edible. AKA your bud who is a cutie.

My bud Kelly is a ham slice

by Tingly August 23, 2023

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Get the ham slicemug.

Ham

It’s good that comes from dirty pigs and Muslims can’t have it

Can I have some ham?

by Davidsixtyfour November 22, 2021

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Get the Hammug.

Ham Water

Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.

It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.

You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.

Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.

Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.

Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.

All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.

by Youresobadbro August 30, 2022

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