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Germans

FYI: Germans is a Latvian male. He’s not German, so please don’t make this assumption unless you want to piss him off. He’s also one person, not two, regardless of his name’s plural nature. He’s neat and extremely intelligent. A kind hearted snob with high standards, so make sure you can meet his expectations if you want him to like you. He’s a good friend and listener, so you can call him anytime. He’ll most likely be answering emails or doing his laundry. You can also find him in the kitchen cooking up an elaborate meal he can share with his friends.

Germans has a big appetite and gets easily hungover. He likes to watch action tv shows and fall asleep with the lights on.

He’s a shy person so a compliment can go a long way. He’s quiet but spontaneous, often driven by idealistic tendencies and lots of curiosity. He won’t stop until he’s had his questions answered through experiences.
Germans is such an unpredictable guy… you never know what he’ll be doing next, but that’s why we like him!
by Skinny_legend_1997 January 30, 2022
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German Friday

When you shower and then take a massive shit within the hour.
Man I feel fresh! Ope wait a second, ima pull a German Friday! *explodes toilet*
by Codybay1 December 18, 2021
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German Bias

1 Getting beaten up by other Nations but just then your strengths are comin out.
2 Being shit until the team throws up and you have to defend.
"Everything was just fine, but then German Bias hit and his FDG got citadelled by a DD"
by N7_Machine December 26, 2021
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German

The hottest guy alive! No one hotter than him
German Come and f uck me 😮 💨😏
by Whoislia February 23, 2022
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Germanazation

1. Becoming so dependent on russians and russian gas, one will sell out their friends and do nothing when when russians commit war crimes.

2. Being a political backstabber.
During the putinist Invasion of Ukraine, the german goverment was too germanazationed and sold their friends for gas.
by ForUkraine February 24, 2022
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Germanic Guido

Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.
Germanic Guido being defined:

Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
by Imanisu March 4, 2022
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germardo

super fucking weird and always horny. hes cool tho even tho i thinknt sheerk srhek is better and like yeah
Nicole: "Omg is that a germardo?!"
Nicole: "You''re so cool germardo"
Germardo: Ik
by anonymous March 5, 2022
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