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oh god

the bad thing about being an athiest, is that you have no one to talk to during sex.
"OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!!. DONT COME DONT COME DONT COME!"
"I'm done"
by Mr. Moto July 16, 2008
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god botherer

Anyone who spreads the word of God, inflicting it on others, usually without their consent!
Oh sh*t! The god botherers are coming! (Said prior to Jehovah's Witnesses ringing your doorbell)
by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003
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DJ God

When you put your itunes or ipod on random and let "God" choose the next song.
Boy: "What song do you want to hear next?"
Girl: "I don't know, let DJ God spin the next track"

Note: Originally coined by SkyeClothes.com
by DJCali April 1, 2010
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God's Fridge

When the temperature outside drops enough that you can keep your precious beer cold without the use of a traditional fridge. If it's cold enough outside, its more effective than the old-fashioned fridge.
"Hey I'm going to the kitchen, y'all want another beer?"

"I didn't put the beer in that fridge, it's outside in God's Fridge."

or

"I brought a case o' beer while we watch the game, where do you want it?"

"Put it outside on the deck that's God's Fridge."
by Leafsblowgoats December 11, 2009
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god fingers

you have god fingers when:
1. you can play the guitar or piano very well
2. you're very skilled at a computer game and types really fast
3. you finger a woman very pleasurably. you know the tricks, the pace, the motions
1. that bassist has god fingers!
2. look how fast his fingers tap that keyboard and click the mouse. i'm no match for him in denying and last hitting creeps he has god fingers
3. mikko has god fingers he made me cum last night
by mieke12 December 18, 2010
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god's gunpowder

As in, "I was up all night on god's gunpowder before I jumped onto Tinder at 3 am."
by TdDub October 17, 2015
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Salad God

A being of higher power created entirely from salad. The creation of this being caused the destruction and famine of Ethiopia.
Salad God is an awful character please kill him
by SexualDorito69 June 12, 2018
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