oh god

Somthing screamed during sex

the bad thing about being an athiest, is that you have no one to talk to during sex.
"OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!!. DONT COME DONT COME DONT COME!"
"I'm done"

by Mr. Moto July 16, 2008

god botherer

Anyone who spreads the word of God, inflicting it on others, usually without their consent!

Oh sh*t! The god botherers are coming! (Said prior to Jehovah's Witnesses ringing your doorbell)

by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

DJ God

When you put your itunes or ipod on random and let "God" choose the next song.

Boy: "What song do you want to hear next?"
Girl: "I don't know, let DJ God spin the next track"

Note: Originally coined by SkyeClothes.com

by DJCali April 1, 2010

420 god

A holy figure who consumes excessive amounts of cannabis.

“ I went to the cannabis church and prayed to a 420 god.
“Nicolas Gorr is the original 420 god

by 420 god himself May 8, 2019

Gods Pillow

When the pubic hair above the genitals act as a pillow, silencing any skin to skin contact during sexual activity. It’s like a gift of god without the loud slapping sounds.

That gods pillow came in handy last night, her little brother was bunking above us, he didn’t suspect a thing.

by Thighpeen1000 June 12, 2020

oh? on god?

when something inexplicable happens that can only be identified using this phrase.

Man 1: hey dude did you hear they released the fortnite burger at McDonalds?
Man 2: oh? on god?

by man who is crying April 7, 2020

God Girl

The most beautiful angelic girls in the world. Often described as being mythical angels

The Victoria secret angels are total God Girls

by GenesisKills April 24, 2017