Hey Arnold! drunk 

when you get high off of a marijuana blunt and you start to see the world in Hey Arnold! vision and you decide to tell people about this at random house party after trying to bet random girls over stupid things and they think you are a freak.

"Do you guys feel Hey Arnold! drunk? Like you remind me of Gerald and you remind me of Sid right now. Do you see what I mean? Do you? DO YOU???"

Hey Arnold! drunk by Caleb.......... August 15, 2009

Matty Drunk 

Matty Drunk is a state of intoxication from excessive binge drinking to the point of complete obliteration. The person who is "Matty Drunk" may dose off in bars/clubs/pubs/camping trips or curbs. The person may fall over several times on any given night. If you have nice shoes, hide them because a “Matty Drunk” could mistake them for his own and walk out of the party wearing YOUR SHOES!!! The person will most likly put more food on the ground then in his mouth. The person who is "Matty Drunk" may refer to the same few words over and over again such as "getter done, doosh bag, dooshee, and a little weird" even when it's not a "little weird" making the “Matty Drunk” “very weird”. The person may play an imaginary guitar called an "air guitar" several times in one night. The person who is "Matty Drunk" will become destructive and verbally abusive to bums, sergeants, people he does not know and maybe even you.

Matty Drunk says: "Hey dew I just broke my key off in my apartment building lobby door, I can't get inside now, oh man I am so Matty Drunk"

Lips(Ryan) replies: "yes, yes you are"

Matty Drunk by Lips (Ryan) June 3, 2008

second hand drunk 

The ability to get drunk through inhaling alchoholic fumes from bevrages.

Jordan got second hand drunk while at the football game.



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second hand drunk by PooN DEZIGN SLC September 22, 2004

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To drink to the point of plausible deniability before committing rape or sexual assault.

I got Brett Kavanaugh drunk last night, so I didn't blackout, but I cannot recall whether I ruined a few lives last night.

Brett Kavanaugh drunk by KavanaughtAChance October 3, 2018

"Ashley" drunk 

This type of person includes (but is not limited to) a person who becomes very intoxicated, passes out, vomits all over his or her significant other's bed and bedroom, and then wanders the house naked in front of their significant other's roommates.

"Did you hear what Joanne did this weekend? She was totally an "Ashley" drunk!"

"Ashley" drunk by Guamaiian July 29, 2009

Parkinsons Drunk 

A state of drunkenness that makes one imitate the sporadic and uncontrollable movements of someone with parkinson's disease. This imitation is caused by nearly falling over and catching yourself, or almost passing out while walking.

Did you see that sloppy albino rhino on the dance floor? That war pig was parkinsons drunk.

Parkinsons Drunk by Dierks Olgensen October 21, 2010

shannon-drunk

a severe intoxication level (ranging from 0.2-death) where the participant obnoxiously attempts to fornicate with any and all surrounding individuals of the opposite sex, while also incoherently texting and/or sexting other innocent victims who also have no further intention of committing to, or subsiding to a later encounter

That girl was so shannon-drunk last night she was dry humping the toaster.

shannon-drunk by The G2 Ladies February 7, 2014