Any person who, literally or figuratively, aggressively tries to wrap their cock hungry lips around a dick.
Literal usage isn’t hard to imagine:
You are making out with your girlfriend, and surprisingly quickly her, lips start tracing down your treasure trail and before you know it, she has your dick in mouth - d.i.m.
“Oh Veronica, you little dick shark”
The gay guy at a club is really going after some cock:
“Look at Jesse up at the bar hitting on that tall, handsome Dutchman - total little dick shark”
Your 35-year old, single, female, career-driven boss hasn’t been on her back in months, and at the office party:
“Look - Lisa keeps brushing Craig’s belt buckle while they chat it up.” “Yeah, she’s being a real dick shark.”
Figuratively, it means anyone who is sucking up, or using sexual appeal to get ahead:
“The clients came to town and Ian was a total dick shark – couldn’t get their zippers open fast enough.”
“Tina’s nervous about the re-organization – nothing but the boss’s cock in her mouth will calm that little dick shark down.”
One last twist is to use it as a fake name.
The parts counter clerk barreled – “So you think this is warranty, ehh, well step on into Dick Shark’s office, and you two can straighten it out”
You are making out with your girlfriend, and surprisingly quickly her, lips start tracing down your treasure trail and before you know it, she has your dick in mouth - d.i.m.
“Oh Veronica, you little dick shark”
The gay guy at a club is really going after some cock:
“Look at Jesse up at the bar hitting on that tall, handsome Dutchman - total little dick shark”
Your 35-year old, single, female, career-driven boss hasn’t been on her back in months, and at the office party:
“Look - Lisa keeps brushing Craig’s belt buckle while they chat it up.” “Yeah, she’s being a real dick shark.”
Figuratively, it means anyone who is sucking up, or using sexual appeal to get ahead:
“The clients came to town and Ian was a total dick shark – couldn’t get their zippers open fast enough.”
“Tina’s nervous about the re-organization – nothing but the boss’s cock in her mouth will calm that little dick shark down.”
One last twist is to use it as a fake name.
The parts counter clerk barreled – “So you think this is warranty, ehh, well step on into Dick Shark’s office, and you two can straighten it out”
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Moby Dick is one of the most monumental books published in the Ninteenth century, and is the greatest sea story ever told... I don't know where these other sick fucks got their information.
by Melville119 May 31, 2011
Get the Moby Dick mug.The non-dimensionalized size of one's dick in comparison to the dick of B.Fush. One can obtain one's specific dick by the following formula:
S.D. = Your dick's erect volume / B.Fush's erect dick volume
Where the units therein can be in any consistent system of units. Similar factors can be seen in the form of the following:
Specific Dick Length
Specific Dick Mass
Specific Dick Curvature
Relative Dick Roughness
Where all the above would take on the following mathematical form:
Your dick's characteristic / B. Fusher's dick's characteristic
The one caveat to these factors is that they are always less than 1. For instance:
S.D <1
Because B. Fusher has a bigger dick than you. Always
S.D. = Your dick's erect volume / B.Fush's erect dick volume
Where the units therein can be in any consistent system of units. Similar factors can be seen in the form of the following:
Specific Dick Length
Specific Dick Mass
Specific Dick Curvature
Relative Dick Roughness
Where all the above would take on the following mathematical form:
Your dick's characteristic / B. Fusher's dick's characteristic
The one caveat to these factors is that they are always less than 1. For instance:
S.D <1
Because B. Fusher has a bigger dick than you. Always
Man, I once heard this guy say he had a Specific Dick of .963. I believed him when I saw him standing on three "legs."
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Get the dick drought mug.A guy who always tries to get the same girls as you, and often manages. Your sexual histories contain a lot of the same names, and you hate and fear one another, yet oddly respect your equal potential for ho wrangling. If you ever encounter one another at a urinal, you will both sneakily try to glimpse each other's equipment, to assess the enemy's capabilities. You will never again talk to female friends who bed your rival.
You should never engage in a threesome with your dick enemy, no matter how hot the girl is, as you would likely half kill her through your mutual need to prove yourself the best, and then end up almost killing one another in a fight.
You should never engage in a threesome with your dick enemy, no matter how hot the girl is, as you would likely half kill her through your mutual need to prove yourself the best, and then end up almost killing one another in a fight.
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