Dickscope 

When playing any shooter based game, one picks up a sniper and quick scopes the enemy. A dickscope occurs when the bullet hits the area of male genitalia.

I was meant to hit that trickshot quickscope but instead I ended up getting a dickscope!

Dickscope by dickscoper May 14, 2013

Dicksbidextrous 

The ability to take multiple dicks at once while pleasing both equally. So basically, you're just as good with two dicks (or more) as one.

That girl made me and my dad cum so quick, she's gotta be dicksbidextrous.

Dicksbidextrous by Sloppy_joe February 15, 2014

Dickskin 

The term ‘dickskin’ refers to the visibility of veins on the body. Commonly used by regular gym goers to complement on one’s vascular appearance.

“Wow, look at that sick dickskin on his forearms, impressive!”
“Awesome dickskin! You’ve got the veins every heroine junky dreams of”

Dickskin by YaBoiJaycop October 24, 2018

dicksturbating 

When you take your penis and jack it off until white cream shoots out all over the place

My roommate couldn't fall asleep so he's in the bathroom dicksturbating again

dicksturbating by D Flawless April 3, 2019

Magic Dickskin 

A funnier/sleazier way of saying "no condom."

Option: You pretend to roll it on, like in those Trojan Ecstasy commercials where the dude with the white gloves pantomimes putting on a condom when there is nothing there. If you are drunk enough, the next morning you might have actually tricked yourself into believing that you wore a condom.

"That chick was a little sketchy, did you wrap it up?"

"Yup, I used the trusty old magic dickskin!"

Magic Dickskin by Bill Sampson, Esq. July 8, 2009

Turban Dickson Airy 

A Turban Dickson Airy is a part of the social media attire of the truest “radicals.” As they say. The clothes make the man. It is often donned upon realizing one’s speech is too inflammatory for traditional avenues, but one’s need for comic relief remains yearning. Often considered a healthy alternative to masturbation, which while fine in small amounts, carries the risk of warping you into a sex fiend.

After airing the good words, the TDA is often forgotten about, potentially offending others accidentally, because that is the nature of the troll.

Brah: You think Diamonddick really wants to “Complete DaVinci’s Circle”?

Bro: Nah, his infernal machine, that “Big Ben” of his, makes him want guys who bully women into putting shit up their ass to get bullied into putting shit up their ass... but really, the diamonddick forgets he has a Turban Dickson Airy

Turban Dickson Airy by DiamondDick9 February 15, 2021

Dick jocky 

A prostitute, or whore.

Person1 "Look at her, she such a dick jocky."
person2 "Ya she's such a 9th street."

Dick jocky by ickyvickie July 15, 2009