coming

a jokefull word that means (come) in present tense but some horny -ass people use it as a sexual connotation which is annoying and you should stop it before i take out the chancla

Person 1-HEY WAIT UP IM COMING RIGHT NOW GIVE ME A SEC
Person 2-Oh your cumming let me get some of that *laugh*
Person 1- forget it im not going anywhere with you

by lolyou found me August 7, 2021

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Come to armory 1

Come to armory 1 means that you are inviting someone to come and have rough anal sex with you and atleast 5 other people, doesnt matter if you are a boy or a girl.
You cannot decline this offer unless there arent atleast 5-6 people doing it.

Hey Masha, can you come to armory 1?

by j6ske January 22, 2024

come around

a song made by lil peep that is based off his drug addiction and using drugs. come around is on the vertigo ep on spotify. come around is an amazing song for those who need to "come around".

shit go off, when I come around

by gpetriz April 27, 2022

Come Pumper

Penis

Hey big boy, I got a place for your huge piece-o-meat. Come ova here baby, park that come pumper right here. (Points to her drippin' wet snatch.)

by Minne-fuckin-sotaJIM October 30, 2019

Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.

Come to my house or send poo

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

Here comes the Gook!

What to say right before you cum when you’re having sex with a girl and realize that she isn’t really your type and just wanted to get laid. This will make her feel so weirded out mentally that she will almost definitely not try to hook up with you again.

Oh yeah, cum inside me baby!
“Ok babe, ahhhhh Here comes the Gook!”
o_0 (What did he just say?)

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023