Value Boner

Unexpected, but welcomed boners.

When you get an erection out of nowhere an are pleasantly surprised. ie: sitting in class and all of a sudden... "Dude I just got the nicest value boner."

by Big Davey B February 25, 2013

Boner brain

when one has the inability to speak or function because all of the blood has rushed out of their head to their boner. generally makes the affected person very stupid for the duration of the boner. mainly occurs to men with large schlongs.

"she told me i could touche her boobs and i wigged out, i think i said 'i don't need to.' I NEEDED TO."

"Total boner brain dude, ouch."

by twiceonsundays November 16, 2011

bestfriend boner

The result when you and your best friend do something immensely awesome and defining of a best friendship together. Also the result of recollecting or reminiscing of how awesome you and your best friend are.

1. "Dude, I just heard Man In The Box on the radio and got a bestfriend boner remembering that time we sang it together in Poli Sci."

2. Tim and Justin will forever remember the night they got bestfriend boners, after catching the house on fire at a party.

by Daniel Caldwell November 8, 2013

Crush Boner

That little feeling in your member when you're sitting next to the girl/boy you like. Often experienced in middle school when sexual desires aren't fully realized yet.

I was sitting next to Jack and I got a little crush boner.

by cpatpan July 23, 2016

Boner Bot

Someone who has boners all the time and is out of control.

I've had this boner for 4 hours, go away Boner Bot.

by Seanathon69 September 26, 2010

misdemeanor boner

an erection that has no apparent cause and appears at random; inconvienent times

Jack: "what that in your pants!?"

Tom: "oh no dont worry, its just a misdemeanor boner."

by YaMuffinBoi December 12, 2011

Boner Toner

ejaculated sperm

I got so excited that I prematurely shot my boner toner all over the place.ejaculation

by Inspector Taint March 17, 2015