Stinky Beef Factory

The droopy, wrinkly, and foul smelling "beef" that dangles between the legs, from the labia of a premiscuous female.

Brad: Man you see that cum-dumpster Athena's cunt? It looks like pastrami is falling out, and smells like the dumpster behind a fish market!
Matt: You're telling me! She's running a regular Stinky Beef Factory down there.

Stinky Beef Factory by Otto Van BeefSteak March 23, 2008

roast beef and chedder cunt 

the large flapping, beefy scrotum like skin sometimes covered in a film of what would appear to be chedder sauce caused by hygene negligence.

Mary Jane rotten crotch: Omg im so sorry about my roast beef and chedder cunt last night.

dingle berry johnson: Oh thats ok, i dont mind a little flavour.

roast beef and chedder cunt by sirmarksalot December 25, 2010

Vat O' Beef 

Artery clogging lunchtime fare, preferably re-heated from the previous evening's colon lubricating dinner selection, and consisting only of the tangy "meat" portion.

That Vat O' Beef is going to evacuate his bowels!

Vat O' Beef by Ah the memories! December 16, 2003

Smoking the beef 

Giving a blow job. Sucking a mans Penis.

That wee tina's away smoking the beef again!

Smoking the beef by sukitanc January 7, 2008

where's the beef 

made famous by 80s tv commercial and is a sexual joke when a guy's dick isnt big enough the girl says "where's he beef?"

When Tommy pulled down his pants to show me his package, I yelled where's the beef in an innapropriate manner

where's the beef by Spenser H March 24, 2004

creamy beef load

The act of ejaculating on a slice of bread and rubbing it on your face.

Miles: "I was hungry last night, so I had a creamy beef load."
Xavier: "... What the fuck is wrong with you?"

creamy beef load by Hauskaz December 3, 2007

where's the beef? 

Phrase made popular by a Wendy's TV commercial, which generally means a certain thing is lacking in main substance.

The hamburger has a huge bun, but where's the beef?

where's the beef? by nick_g July 23, 2011