the polar bear

To put one's hand in an ice chest as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately lose feeling in the hand, followed by the act of masturbation with said limb

I gave myself the polar bear last night

by Jeeping life May 9, 2017

Pokey Bear

An average hight boy with dark brown hair and caramel skin. Squishy like a bear and likes to go slow at any task at hand, as a slow pokes. Pokey Bears are known for wanting to sleep through winter i.e. alarm clocks.

Pokey bear took the longest time putting on his pants today.

by Pokes101 March 23, 2012

Bear Cave

Spending a Friday or Saturday evening by yourself at home.

I will be in my bear cave Friday night. I need rest.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Burrito Bear

A man who is extremly hungry and could eat all he could own and still be hungry at all times.

1. he just ate 9 pizzas, 4 bowls of rice and still hungry, such a burrito bear

by Golden cock September 9, 2010

Scummy Bears

A variation of the popular 'Gummy Bear' sweets.
Scummy Bears are usually covered in fluff/dust/dirt after having been dropped on the floor or left in a pocket for a few weeks/months etc

A Gummy Bear sweet that is found by surprise down the side of the sofa/under the bed etc generally inedible except to those strange few who claim the mould adds to the flavour...

Boy: Would you like a gummy bear?

Girl: Yeah, thanks... Hey! this is a scummy bear! it's covered in fluff and missing an ear!!

Boy: ...I found it on the floor


TV Advertisement: 'Scummy Bears! Now with 25% more fluff!'

by BekkaBecca! March 27, 2009

chocolate bear

the best friend anyone can ever have. he is actually white and soo sexy. body is carved by angels. has a Jew-Fro.

I chocolate bear that ho.

by dan the man0001092 February 22, 2008

Polar Bear

A large, hairy, scary white guy. Usually someone who would appear to be a child molester.

Stay away from that Polar Bear. You might get raped.

by K-Noodle October 29, 2006