Battery operated boyfriend (BOB)

A vibrator attached to a sex doll

Today my Battery operated boyfriend (BOB) ran out of batteries so I had to masturbate by hand

by J.P041014 September 16, 2016

battle of the booties

mtv

fudge

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Battle Field 3

Its a flaming homosexual game, people like because they can't handle a real fucking game like Modern Warfare 3. BF3 can eat my butt hole then i shall step on it after cause it's fucking gay as the tooth fairy and is a magina bluewaffle

person 1: Battle field 3?

person 2: Nahh i'd rather be cool and have fiends and play mw3.

by Themason999 November 10, 2011

Batters Box

A sexual act where the man is on all fours and backs into his partners mouth, he then proceeds to fart in the partners mouth while getting jacked off. The Penis is the bat, the man is the batter and the partners mouth is the on deck circle or batters box.

When you are extremely horny but your stomach hurts, you might want to ask her for the batters box

by The_Final_Truth November 14, 2011

Dotti Batti

A homosexual who rapes women and kids.

He raped me and all my children. The Effing Dotti Batti!

by janetw May 18, 2006

commemorative crab battle

a sheet of paper that has the words "Crab battle" written on it. Also may have a smiley on it. Used to commemorate an occasion usually at a random time.

Any one want a commemorative crab battle. To commemorate this day.

by Jai the Awsome May 30, 2007

battered pony

The art of having intercourse with someone after they have been smeared with faeces. The most common practice is having intercourse with three particapents, the third smears the one being fucked (ridden - hense the 'pony')with shit (the 'batter'), making sure that they do not notice in the heat of the moment.

Matt Lee: "i sure enjoyed being covered with shit by Josh Harris whilst being pounded up the ass by his mother, i was one heck of a battered pony. "

by george + fred August 29, 2007