bastardo

is a guy, usually by the name of Steven, who will steal and corrupt your best friend. One day your tight like always, because best friends are always and forever. Then Steven will liquor her up and feed her reese's peanut butter cups to cover up the scent so no one knows thus tainting her fullest. You can only expect your friend to be driven away and never talk to you again there on after. Even if you were friends for 14 years.

Steven is a low life big fat bastardo.

She was fine until the bastardo had her drinking underage a lot and got up her ass so now she is a guy's girl.

by lesbobiracial January 25, 2010

bashtard

same meaning as bastard.
but this term is more cutesy and well just cute.

That that THAT bashtard!..I'll fix his wagon...

by Sherman February 9, 2005

Bastardized

1.) the act of impregnating a woman and leaving and having no contact withthe family or child (ah I've created yet another bastardized child)
2.) when a acqaintance does something really shady ( screw that asshole and his bastardized ways)

I came up with a bastardized plan to nut in all my bosses drawers.

by hot carl November 24, 2003

Basterd

A stupid schnarfen who has a wide vagina with large ear lobes

Alex is a basterd

by r0zzmatazz April 24, 2010

bastardizer

One who commits heinous acts of Bastardization.

"I shall make sweet love to this priceless art." Says John,

"Thou shall be destroyed, evil Bastardizer!" roars Mark.

by Rifat K. November 8, 2007

Beasty Bastardo

Something that is the best best

That is Beasty Bastardo!

by Josef Khrushchev December 31, 2007

bastardised english

How the simple-minded brits misspell "bastardized english"

I am going to go on urban dictionary and mock all those superior americans for their incorrect spelling by spelling bastardised english incorrectly.

by crazytom84 December 15, 2010