An extremely rare mutation of the more commonly known Alpha male. The Alphapha male is named after the dorky Little Rascals character -- and plainly put: he is an overpowered Alpha male. He exhibits unfounded excessive confidence, yet dresses like he is still in the 2nd grade. Has a Buzz Lightyear backpack, but the effect on his peers is paradoxical -- he is so Chadlike he can make pocket protectors sexy. His hairstyle changes depending upon the whims of his cowlick(s).... you get the idea. Extremely inadequate social skills, & an almost non-existent ability to talk to women -- yet for some reason, every girl throws herself at him deploying every strategy under the sun to get into his riverwader awkwardly fitted late 90s denim. He emits pharamones that women notice immediately, turning them into wolverines all fighting to burrow down and gobble his musky treasures. As luck would have it, he's 9 times out of 10 either just too cool or too oblivious to notice.
Oftentimes the persona is a total facade that he weaponizes efficiently to reap maximum benefits - at any given time in the school year he is practically swimming in pussy.
Oftentimes the persona is a total facade that he weaponizes efficiently to reap maximum benefits - at any given time in the school year he is practically swimming in pussy.
"Well gee, Susan, is the sex good? It's gotta be right?"
"Yeah. He has his.... quirks. He sprays his eyeglasses with this steam/fog proof spray stuff so he can still see, and has a little chain so they can't slip off. You get used to it."
"Ohmygawd that's fucking HAWT actually. Total Alphalpha male energy."
"Yeah. He has his.... quirks. He sprays his eyeglasses with this steam/fog proof spray stuff so he can still see, and has a little chain so they can't slip off. You get used to it."
"Ohmygawd that's fucking HAWT actually. Total Alphalpha male energy."
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The first letter of the Greek alphabet, a code word representing the letter A, used in radio communication
@atleastimnotorange: I can't believe ill never emit Alpha energy cuz I'm a neurodiverse.
Us: that's true because your momma raised you like a bih.
Us: that's true because your momma raised you like a bih.
by anonymous April 23, 2024
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by Urban Slang Words Defined April 28, 2024
Get the alpha mug.1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence
skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence
skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
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I hate alphabet privelege, it's so unfair that clarence gets to go before me. fucking C's ,am I right?
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