Short Solomon

A short king that is Jewish.

"He was pretty cute for a Short Solomon."

"Just wanna find myself a nice Short Solomon."

"Dave Franco and Jonah Hill are such Short Solomons."

"My mom keeps asking if I've met my Short Solomon yet."

by adventurebeans June 21, 2025

Short-say

Noun
Words that have been shortened without the use of abbreviation.
Verb
The act of shortening a word without utilizing abbreviation.

You can short-say suspicious by simply saying “sus.”
The word suspicious in short-say is “sus.”

by TySoSwag October 14, 2023

short pound

When 12oz is referred to as a "pound" instead of the proper 16oz.

~ Can you pick me up a pound of coffee?
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.

~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(

by MrOwl98168 February 8, 2019

short tall

Short tall means when you get both your parents height your mom being short and dad being tall

Im short tall my mom is short and dad is tall

by Lgh2 June 2, 2020

Short Boy Surprise

A short kid that has a huge Dick

Why are you dating David he's so short

He has a Short Boy Surprise ;)

by TheWordlyMan January 21, 2023

canadian short stack

You will need, three cans of beans, one container of Canadian maple syrup and a female,midget the shorter the better. Have the female eat all three cans of beans then wait for the usually undesired effect. Once she starts have her get naked and do a head stand, knees down towards the chest and she is to hold her butt cheeks apart. As a side note you might want to brace her against a pice of furnature or some thing? You pour the maple syrup onto her butt hole and when she passes wind you stab the bubbles back into her butt with your penis.

Dude, we were thinking about going out for brunch this morning , but your sister decided on giving us a Canadian short stack at home instead.

by Rufus the pirate October 10, 2017

Short stack

Short stack is a short tempered midget that likes to go home after a long day at school and touch himself to pictures of his younger cousin he loves to rub his clit with a tellitubby doll and makes little moaning noises while he does it, he usually does it until his parents come home and lets them walk into his room to catch him when they do he shouts "Yahtzee" and cums all over his mum's face she screams but secretly enjoys it and then his miso walks in and wets herself at the site of it all then he jumps up on all fours and screeches as he jumps out of a window and runs off into the night completely naked

Ohhh look its short stack again he always does that stuff

by Jewdrop crop top August 6, 2018