Lvl 1 crook 

A trash as nigga who is the exact opposite of a lvl 100 boss

Goddamn lagod such a lvl 1 crook

Lvl 1 crook by Lvl 1 deason January 16, 2019

December 1 

People born in December have a big open heart but can be very stubborn when needed. They are gorgeous and are bound to have a boyfriend/girlfriend. You are lucky to know a December 1 person.

Person 1: Did you know her birthday is on December 1.
Person 2: Yes , of course, look at her.

December 1 by Help oh no December 16, 2019

october 1 

Kiss your crush

i’m gonna kiss my crush because it’s october 1st and it’s national kiss your crush day

october 1 by ur_favorite<3 September 29, 2021

scale of 1 to harry potter 

Used to scale anything in reference to a Harry Potter character, event or spell.

On a scale of 1 to Harry Potter, Eclipse was a Neville Longbottom. In other words, it had its moments

scale of 1 to harry potter by sasquatch20 July 7, 2010

Have a 9-1-1-derful day 

A pleasant way for a cop to end a police interaction.

"Ma'am, you're free to go. Have a 9-1-1-derful day!"

Have a 9-1-1-derful day by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

2 girls 1 cup 

The most vile thing you will ever see on the Interwebs.

I almost threw up on my keyboard when I saw 2 girls 1 cup.

2 girls 1 cup by Papa Alpha Tango December 31, 2007

Number 1 

someone who is number 1 is someone popular who talks to a lot of girls.

Dayuuuum, you see Abe over there talking with those 5 girls, hes such a Number 1!!!

Number 1 by dj in the mix April 26, 2011