knowledge jizz

When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.

Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.

by LCarrollHarris April 17, 2016

Jizz

something that your mom was swallowing last night

Bob: there was jizz on my moms bed last night. what the hell did you do?

by FightingPumpkin57 January 28, 2022

Jizz

german rizz

Bro(of german decent) got that w jizz

by atorpyx May 15, 2023

Juicy Jizz July

You must drink your’s or someone else’s jizz once a day, in one gulp. Passing will let you move onto Anti Ass August.

Juicy Jizz July makes every man gay

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

The Jizz Twister

(got to have a girl with multiple tattoos)

Just before you cum, the girl shouts which tattoo she wants you to jizz on and you got to aim it and correctly spray onto the tattoo.

"I was banging my girlfriend last night and she told me to aim for the clock, so I did and we Achieved the jizz twister"

by JizzMazter3000 June 24, 2021

yogurt jizz

When you open a container of yogurt and the liquid part shoots anywhere on anyones person.

That yogurt jizz just got all over her face. I better get her cleaned up.

by Sippysaywhat August 23, 2016

jizz banger

A Jizz Banger is a person (male) who prefers “sloppy seconds” or to have sexual intercourse after another male has already ejaculated into the orifice to be penetrated.

Joe is a real Jizz Banger from what I hear.

by Random Knife September 13, 2020