Ass-Attude

Acting like an ass with an attitude.

Friend: I am going to sleep for 10 minutes, and when i wake up I'll be ready to to.
2 Friend: Heck Naw, you better not go to sleep you'll wake up with an ASS-ATTUDE

by BellayDulce May 6, 2010

ass clown

a talentless, overly dramatic hack who pretends to know it all and wants to it off.

that no talent ass clown is a black hole of time.

by betherz May 13, 2010

Ass Nabbed

When someone or something steals your donkey(s) away from you either to eat,maim,or fuck it.

Man-"Help, Help, someone has Ass Nabbed my donkey.

by an_Azz_Goblin June 6, 2010

Ass Bot

Ass hats who are so ingrained in their Assness that they are on auto pilot.

Eric had been an ass hat for so long that he couldn't do anything else. He has become an Ass Bot.

by Lilith Eventide Nightshade May 2, 2009

Ass-plund

When a guy rams into his girl/boy friends ass with his penis as hard as he can.

Mark:Did you have fun lastnight mary?

Mary:Yes, it was the greatest ass-plund ever!

Mark:Good, would you like to do it again tonight?

by HypnotiX June 30, 2006

humpty ass

Silly, stupid, forgetful

My humpty ass forgot to save my paper and I lost it when my computer crashed.

by Taco Tea Co. May 19, 2006

ass-caliber

The magnitude or severity to which one person acts like an ass.

Nicole: My co-worker sux; she's such a bitch.
Dave: I know what it's like to work with someone of that ass-caliber! My boss is probably a 90.

by Dave53213 April 6, 2006