bad assness

better than bad ass. explaining bad ass.

i am the princess of white trash and bad assness.

by cosmo1974 May 27, 2009

ass pirate

a man who fucks gay guys

ass pirate

stephan lindsay

by randommmmmmmmmmmmm October 25, 2009

Ass patch

When You are watching pornography, when the Male is "inside" of the female (or other male) While On his back, The small area of this butt that you can see underneath the ballsack is called the ass patch.

Dude Number 1 : Dude ! did you see that porn where the guy is doing that chick while on his back !?

Dude number 2 : Hell yeah I did ! He was SO showing off his ass patch.

by ATR-Nic November 30, 2009

Jingly Ass

Noun
1. One who tends to become someone who shows ass like qualities during Christmas time, and tries to ruin the spirit of Christmas.

2. Jewish.

3. A Scrooge.

"Why has Joshua been acting like such a jingly ass recently?"
"He's Jewish, he will be back to normal after new years."

by nakker December 15, 2009

target ass

the blue and red matter around a monkey's ass which produces a virtual target. because the invention of 3-d glasses preceded the origin of medicine, the trippy super 3-d effects produced gave some jackass the idea of screwing with it. this caused the present disease know as "AIDS"

How did you miss it? It practically had a target ass!

by sue doenum December 21, 2009

rudimentary ass

A rude person that's usually called an ass.

Jake took my pencil...... What a rudimentary ass!

by Dick Thieman January 10, 2011

Ass furred

The art of pulling one's pants down and putting one's bare ass on the face or back of his or her dog or cat in an effort to soothe them.

Brody: "How was your night?"

Judith: "Dude, I ass furred my dog almost all night because he wouldn't stop barking."

by Rainbow Stalin January 14, 2011