TURD THUMPER

A homosexual. thumping a turd.

Rock Hudson was a turd thumper.

by M.Wilson September 12, 2005

Turd Sandwich

A piece of shit between 2 pieces of bread with the exeption of lettece and tomatoes or a light sperm sauce

i ate a turd sandwich last week in was a vegans turd so it was a light baby green

by B R O September 1, 2008

turd burglar

Sometimes called T-Bird or T-Burd for short. Legend has it that the T-Bird is often slim in build, taller than average (above 6 ft.) and many times bald or balding (shaved or natural). The strangest thing about them is that the "Turd Burglar" is usually the same race and or complexion of the person whom laid the turd. This is known as the "smell you’re own kind phenomena". They are also fond of water and can be found sleeping near open water sources such as Toilet bowls.

This dude I knew in Korea was a total Turd Burglar (T-BURD).

by Krage January 4, 2009

Turd Pump

Pretty self explanatory.

Asshole. Plain and simple.

Why don't you shut your blowhole, Turd Pump, before I decide to break my foot off in your ass??

by BigWyo October 13, 2009

Memory Turd

Remembering what you had for dinner the night before, whilst having a shit.

Last night you had a really hot curry and the next morning on the toilet you have such ring sting that it jolts your memory into remembering what you ate the night before, therefore giving birth to a memory turd straight out of your raw ass.

by GmanDownUnder September 15, 2010

Turd Tickle

The feeling you get when you need to take a shit

I took a piss but then felt a turd tickle, so I headed for the stall.

by ThatLarry Guy August 11, 2010

Turd Dog

A brown Shih-tzu mixed with Chihuahua that resembles a turd and has Turd Burglar characteristics.

ex: "Aw, my cute little Turd Dog laid mini-me's"

by MixeePoo May 16, 2010