Rock Hudson was a turd thumper.
by M.Wilson August 31, 2005
A piece of shit between 2 pieces of bread with the exeption of lettece and tomatoes or a light sperm sauce
by B R O June 15, 2006
Sometimes called T-Bird or T-Burd for short. Legend has it that the T-Bird is often slim in build, taller than average (above 6 ft.) and many times bald or balding (shaved or natural). The strangest thing about them is that the "Turd Burglar" is usually the same race and or complexion of the person whom laid the turd. This is known as the "smell you’re own kind phenomena". They are also fond of water and can be found sleeping near open water sources such as Toilet bowls.
by Krage October 14, 2007
by LAD Banter EU July 28, 2011
Someone, usually a male who farts in front of his friends and then proceeds to use his hand to get right under the fart and waft it in a scoop like action out into their faces.
Rose would fart in a slighty sly manner trying to hide it from his friends, but only when things get too much he can't hold it in and proceeds to WAFT.in answer to this one would shout "oi Rose you fucking turd wafter!"
by cecil the hamster January 08, 2008
by Kev Ward July 27, 2011
by ThatLarry Guy August 11, 2010