TURD THUMPER

A homosexual. thumping a turd.

Rock Hudson was a turd thumper.

by M.Wilson September 12, 2005

Turd Sandwich

A piece of shit between 2 pieces of bread with the exeption of lettece and tomatoes or a light sperm sauce

i ate a turd sandwich last week in was a vegans turd so it was a light baby green

by B R O September 1, 2008

turd burglar

Sometimes called T-Bird or T-Burd for short. Legend has it that the T-Bird is often slim in build, taller than average (above 6 ft.) and many times bald or balding (shaved or natural). The strangest thing about them is that the "Turd Burglar" is usually the same race and or complexion of the person whom laid the turd. This is known as the "smell you’re own kind phenomena". They are also fond of water and can be found sleeping near open water sources such as Toilet bowls.

This dude I knew in Korea was a total Turd Burglar (T-BURD).

by Krage January 4, 2009

Green Turd

When Your black friend Shits in the toilet

Oh, Theodore took a Green Turd

by binagtbdnutvawbdtuavdnyumdynau June 6, 2018

Memory Turd

Remembering what you had for dinner the night before, whilst having a shit.

Last night you had a really hot curry and the next morning on the toilet you have such ring sting that it jolts your memory into remembering what you ate the night before, therefore giving birth to a memory turd straight out of your raw ass.

by GmanDownUnder September 15, 2010

Turd Wafter

Someone, usually a male who farts in front of his friends and then proceeds to use his hand to get right under the fart and waft it in a scoop like action out into their faces.

Rose would fart in a slighty sly manner trying to hide it from his friends, but only when things get too much he can't hold it in and proceeds to WAFT.in answer to this one would shout "oi Rose you fucking turd wafter!"

by cecil the hamster January 9, 2009

Turd Mongler

Noun: One who steals turds, a thieve of turds.

Tyler Reuter is a turd mongler, he loves to steal my turds!

by Kev Ward July 27, 2011