TURD THUMPER

A homosexual. thumping a turd.

Rock Hudson was a turd thumper.

by M.Wilson September 12, 2005

Turd Sandwich

A piece of shit between 2 pieces of bread with the exeption of lettece and tomatoes or a light sperm sauce

i ate a turd sandwich last week in was a vegans turd so it was a light baby green

by B R O September 1, 2008

turd burglar

Sometimes called T-Bird or T-Burd for short. Legend has it that the T-Bird is often slim in build, taller than average (above 6 ft.) and many times bald or balding (shaved or natural). The strangest thing about them is that the "Turd Burglar" is usually the same race and or complexion of the person whom laid the turd. This is known as the "smell you’re own kind phenomena". They are also fond of water and can be found sleeping near open water sources such as Toilet bowls.

This dude I knew in Korea was a total Turd Burglar (T-BURD).

by Krage January 4, 2009

Turd Tickle

The feeling you get when you need to take a shit

I took a piss but then felt a turd tickle, so I headed for the stall.

by ThatLarry Guy August 11, 2010

Banter Turd

A person that takes LAD banter to heart.

LAD: You are Gay
Banter Turd: I will cry now

by LAD Banter EU July 28, 2011

Turd Dog

A brown Shih-tzu mixed with Chihuahua that resembles a turd and has Turd Burglar characteristics.

ex: "Aw, my cute little Turd Dog laid mini-me's"

by MixeePoo May 16, 2010

Turd Mongler

Noun: One who steals turds, a thieve of turds.

Tyler Reuter is a turd mongler, he loves to steal my turds!

by Kev Ward July 27, 2011