Canoe Treatment 

When you rise in rank due to having a vagina.

Damn Paris is a Lieutenant already? She got that Canoe Treatment didn't she.

Canoe Treatment by Sergeant BTW September 3, 2020

Oblivion treatment 

Applying of filters on social media pictures to the point that the face resembles an oblivion NPC

Guy 1: look at this thot's new instagram picture.
Guy 2: yikes, looks like she got the oblivion treatment.

Oblivion treatment by nekoi_si_tam November 9, 2020

grammatical treaty 

Archaic word no longer used today, used to refer to a complete guide on how to use a language, better than a thesaurus or dictionary.
For example: David Kimhi (RaDaK) grammatical treaty on the Hebrew language.

The escope of this dictionary is not of an actual grammatical treaty, but a book of the definitions of the words of the Spanish Language.

grammatical treaty by DProGamer321 November 19, 2020

Fk Treatment 

When someone doesn't reply to your messages/ignores you.

-Definition made yasmine (@cyladasia on instagram) i just made it an urban dictionary definition

Person 1: "girl I messaged him like last week and he still ain't reply."
Person 2: "That's the fk treatment."

Fk Treatment by Property_y December 19, 2020

Presidential treatment 

When one approaches another from behind to sniff their hair.

Uncle Joe really gave her the presidential treatment. You could see how creeped out she was when he sniffed her hair.

Presidential treatment by Ihatemakingnewnames January 21, 2021

mushroom treatment 

When co-workers do not tell you anything and are actively feeding you bad information. Just as in how mushrooms are grown - kept in the dark and fed full of shit

He keeps giving me the mushroom treatment about this job.

mushroom treatment by SummitXTC February 26, 2021

Reptile treatment

1. When two Paleontologists engage in sexual intercourse after comparing dinosaur fossils.
2. When two Jurassic Park fans engage in sexual intercourse while watching the Jurassic Park trilogy.

As Ed and Kat were watching Jurassic Park, Ed viciously slid his hand between Kat's legs. Ed was attempting to initiate a reptile treatment.

Reptile treatment by DontGetGrabby March 29, 2021