Muffin Top Derby 

A Muffin Top Derby is an event that occurs when two or more morbidly obese people in fat scooters fight over something. Although the first Muffin Top Derby occurred in an Oklahoma Walmart over a box of Twinkies in 2009 venues have grown and there are a reported 7000 Muffin Top Derbys nationwide annually, occurring in Walmarts, McDonalds, Burger Kings, Wendys, and Taco Bells. At first Muffin Top Derbys were occurrences of nature, but now they have become more organized with betting, planned events, and some have even petitioned for an official league to cater to the large and... err, large. Unfortunately there has been resistance to this new sport in many states, leading to bans in number of Countys and Towns. This resistance is one of the reasons an organized Muffin Top Leauge ( MTL ) has not been created. Muffin Top Derbys can be observed in pop culture such as South Park, and Family Guy.

Never get between an American and their Twinke.

Guy 1: Did you see that Muffin Top Derby last night at Walmart?
Guy 2: Yeah, I lost an assload of money. I could have sworn that the Lard Dragon was going to win...
Guy 1: My bet is on the Twinke Bandito.
Guy 3: McDominator FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Muffin Top Derby by IanPeterFreeley April 27, 2015

Viktor Top 

someone who is cracked at valorant. probably one of the best valorant players that you could ever play with. they'll always carry you every game they do. they never aim head level and instead let the recoil work up to a headshot, and also play with a supersonic speed sensitivity.

I'm telling you, Daniel is as cracked as he is jacked, you could even pass him as a Viktor Top.

Viktor Top by leovixildo September 18, 2020

No touch top 

"No touch top" refers to someone who is not heterosexual who prefers to give rather than receive

"Hey girl, how'd your hookup go?"

"It was great, she's a no touch top so it was all me. I made sure to participate in aftercare with her as well to make sure everything was alright."

No touch top by Shy~Sadist May 19, 2020

off top 

It means something like: "for real", "seriously"or "I swear ". Also can be used to mean "right away"

"Yo, homie! Keep messing with me and I'll beat your ass; off top. Or...
"Off top, this blunt is dank"

off top by P@nac€A July 21, 2016

Turnabout Big Top 

the worst Ace Attorney case.

i hate turnabout big top

Turnabout Big Top by The SQUIP August 17, 2021

soft top 

A soft top is an individual who is dominant within sexual preferences but soft and gentle when it comes to the nurturing of another person or significant other.

Grace: Your such a soft top

Bella: Yes I am :)

soft top by dragonslayer64947 February 12, 2020

Get top 

Receive head

Did you get top?

Get top by Dumba$$_822828 October 14, 2020