Someone who has been 'holding in' a shit for a period of time, thus allowing the faeces to 'cook' or 'bake' inside their anus.
Usually occurring through lack of toilet facilities although some bakers have been known to bake for pleasure,fame or purely just the for the craic.
Usually occurring through lack of toilet facilities although some bakers have been known to bake for pleasure,fame or purely just the for the craic.
Dave:"You taking a dump later?"
Joe:"Sure am, I've been baking it for over two days now"
Dave:"lol I hope it hurts you filthy shit baker"
Joe:"Sure am, I've been baking it for over two days now"
Dave:"lol I hope it hurts you filthy shit baker"
by incatatus June 2, 2011
Get the shit bakermug. A shit with exactly the correct consistency, to allow the user to administer only one wipe before concluding his/her session.
I was fortunate it was an angel shit, because the time I saved enabled me to see the United goal on TV.
by PonnoUK June 24, 2007
Get the angel shitmug. "I can't come out tonight, my mum cracked the shits at me for not cleaning my room"
"I told him I couldn't go so he cracked the shits."
"I told him I couldn't go so he cracked the shits."
by Schmain May 20, 2008
Get the cracked the shitsmug. Very tight fitting trousers.
To a portly chap, averse to loose garmentry, one could say: "Sideways on, you look like a fucking question mark, in those shit stoppers."
by Mr P. August 19, 2006
Get the shit stoppersmug. by rperazag May 15, 2010
Get the un-shitmug. When you laugh so hard, you shit yourself. Giggle Shits (plural): When people around you discover that you've shit yourself from laughing too hard and they, in turn, shit themselves from laughing too hard at you having shit yourself.
by Ted January 14, 2004
Get the giggle shitmug. by Lhonginis Picklebotton September 14, 2017
Get the shit on the floormug.