Usually an oversize, full grown, facial haired woman who enjoys lots of makeup, bbq meats, big trucks, low lit dive bars, any natural musk, wranglers that are 4 sizes too small, and cuddlin. Usually possess a fupa and/or huge vagina.
"Dave was warned by his buddies not to go after her due to the fact that she looked like Buffalo Bill and had a 19 yr old kid, but the thought of that worn out Swamp Donkey bucking on top of him was too much for him to resist"
"Burr was enthralled with the fact that 4 college girls moved in next door...He was even more excited when he was able to give the Swamp Donkey of the bunch a rear admiral"
"Burr was enthralled with the fact that 4 college girls moved in next door...He was even more excited when he was able to give the Swamp Donkey of the bunch a rear admiral"
by tfulf October 8, 2008
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. a teenage girl who has sex with anything that has legs and a heart-beat. some may find her attractive. but when they see all the symptoms of her nasty STIs she's got down there they run... FAST - watch out buddddd!
by :)missy!!!<3 February 16, 2009
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. A 'cupcaker'; it is defined as a person who squanders off into an isolated decibel (usually a bedroom) away from his present company/bros in order to talk, or "cupcake" with a 'non-slut' girl. No action/possible intent of sleeping with this girl but just to inspire relations. An extension of a cupcake.
Talky Talky Donkey: A bro goes off into the garage for a large amount of the time just to stay on the phone and giggle to himself of a work in progress (flirting) while leaving the party, celebration, or group of friends to themselves.
It is as a donkey receding to his barn to chew alone.
It is as a donkey receding to his barn to chew alone.
by JGuiz November 23, 2010
Get the Talky Talky Donkeymug. by Jasminmarie September 19, 2009
Get the Kellog Donkey Punchmug. Diner 1: "Did I just hear what the dude at the table behind us just said?"
Diner 2: "Yep, he just requested the waiter to bring him a bottle of ketchup for his well-done, butterflied filet."
Diner 1: "His palate rates him Donkey Kong"
Diner 2: "Yep, he just requested the waiter to bring him a bottle of ketchup for his well-done, butterflied filet."
Diner 1: "His palate rates him Donkey Kong"
by machBailz May 31, 2007
Get the donkey kongmug. First see "donkey fucked"
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Basiclly its when a guy 'donkey fucks' a girl and when she turns around because of that 'wtf' momment the girl hits the guy in the face . And then he fails and gets pwned .
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Basiclly its when a guy 'donkey fucks' a girl and when she turns around because of that 'wtf' momment the girl hits the guy in the face . And then he fails and gets pwned .
by Mr.T fool May 17, 2009
Get the Donkey fuck failmug. by Queen of all Senpias May 16, 2018
Get the aw donkey spittlemug.