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Toilet Snooker

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.
"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"
by Gaff December 19, 2006
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Raptor Snatch

1. To grab or steal an object so quickly while yelling "RAPTOR SNATCH" that the victim does not have time to react and usally is extremely embarrassed.
"Man, he totally raptor snatched my cigarette out of my mouth"
by bitboy36 December 20, 2008
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Turtle Snorkel

A blowjob performed underwater.
The weather in Maui sucked, but I got a turtle snorkel in Napili Bay, so the trip was worth it.
by CountRugen May 2, 2009
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Urban Snake

A strand of weave from a black woman's hair on the ground, found mostly on sidewalks in public places. They have a long life span being made of plastic. Harmless and non venomous all Urban Snakes tend to be marked differently. Some Urban Snakes have beads, other shells, the tail is usually burnt or caped with tinfoil and a bead. The head of the Urban Snake is much larger and usually frayed. If encountered just back away slowly, it will be gone in a few days.
I was walking down the sidewalk in Atlanta, Georgia today when I almost stepped on a Urban Snake. She was a gorgeous example with a tight braid and three beads red, yellow, and green. I later saw a pigeon fly it off to be used in its nest.
by ColeScottyDavis March 16, 2010
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fail snail

Appears in Skype whenever a file transfer becomes impossibly slow, whether on the sender's end or the receiver's end. Similar to the fail whale of Twitter fame.
I kept trying to get the project files from her, but NO, the damn fail snail kept cockblocking me!
by Dodger of Zion July 25, 2010
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Prime Snack Time

That time of the day where its Prime to have a Snack.
"what time is it dude?"
"it's Prime Snack Time!!"

"i thought so .. lets go have a snack!"
by andrew mcfatpants September 20, 2010
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urinal snap back

When someone is using the urinal and you pull them away momentarily then let go;sending them almost face first in the struggle to get back.
Bill almost got face planted when Al pulled a urinal snap back on him!
by incubus_pa November 19, 2010
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