Simp
A profession where you'll be able to act as someone's personal wallet! It's commonly associated with men who are employed by their lover and their lover's lover. The tasks that they must do to achieve acknowledgment from their lover are the following: continuously defend her even if she was in the wrong, buy her unnecessary amounts of things that she will in the end discard, respect her and her boyfriend, etcetera.
Woman: *says something offensive to another*
The person: *Attempts to verbally defend themselves*
sImPp: "What the f*ck did you just say about her, you little b*tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. ThAtT woMaNn iS a QuEeN, nEveRr dIsResPeCctT hErR aGaINn yOu LiTtlE sHh*tT."
The person: *Attempts to verbally defend themselves*
sImPp: "What the f*ck did you just say about her, you little b*tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. ThAtT woMaNn iS a QuEeN, nEveRr dIsResPeCctT hErR aGaINn yOu LiTtlE sHh*tT."
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