jonny sausage

by yodogspjs April 06, 2018
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Sausage sandwich

When you wrap a slice of turkey around a penis, and a slice of ham around another penis, and insert them into the same hole.
We did a sausage sandwich during last night's threesome, and things will never be the same
by Theoneweirdassfucker September 22, 2019
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Holding the sausage hostage

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
by the big bum December 09, 2020
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Holding the sausage hostage

Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)
Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
by the big bum December 09, 2020
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drop some sausages

Thank the Maker it was all green lights on my bus ride home...I had to drop some sausages the moment I got home.
by pentozali January 01, 2014
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