potatoed

a word used instead of "baked."

"dude yesterday i got so potatoed nigga"
"DUDEEEEEEE"

by Phillip the nigga March 9, 2009

Potato head

A very smart human being, also very handsome. A potato head gets all them hoes.

That guy must be a potato head, because he is a woman magnet!

by TheBestPotatoHead March 26, 2017

SUDDENLY, POTATOES

a comment made on somebodies facebook status when they just make posts that ramble on and make themselves look like idiots

once they have responded to that, you post THOUSANDS OF THEM, and finally once they respond to that you delete your posts to make it look like they're talking to themselves

random idiotic facebook user: I got hella candy and some other stuff to(; habahha boy r all ova meh yeeee

Other facebook user: SUDDENLY, POTATOES

by tehhwa November 2, 2010

potatoes

Generally means "Hell yeah" or really any form of slang word like that.

"Oh my god, that news is, like, so potatoes"
"POTATOES!!!"

by squashi_mitsu August 13, 2004

Potato

Contrary to what most believe, the word Potato (capital P) is actually colloquial terminolgy for the male reproductive organ, also know to many as a penis.

While at the dinner table, my father asked me, "Son, did she wet your potato?"

by rawrsterrrrr May 12, 2006

mashed potatoes

when one ejaculates in another's anus, and then they fist the load as far in as possible.

anal intercourse with johnny is so good, especially when he gives me mashed potatoes

by jeremyspearout January 12, 2007

potato man

a comic book character created by the Gor (god of random)
who does absolutely funny shit.

kid:man have you read volume 6 of potato man
man: yeah it was...
kid: random yeah!
man: no! Chicken and cheese!

by God Of Random April 28, 2010