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Zombie Penis

The ability to retain an erection after orgasm.
I came once, then we came together as he looked into my eyes, then he kept making me come over and over with his zombie penis
by KingBoris March 21, 2013
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Penis-Possessors

A Penis Possessor is a person (doesn't have to be male because we respect the LGBTQ+ community) who possesses a penis. Any person who has a penis, is a penis possessor.
"Oh em gee look at those penis-possessors, so lucky. They don't get periods."
"Damn, those Penis-Possessors needs to complete the homework otherwise the penis-possessing teacher will whoop his ass."
by Not A Penis-Possessor March 25, 2021
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Joseph Penis

Jase's Fuckin Dad
"You lookin Thicc Joseph Penis"
by DADDY SKWOMP May 20, 2019
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Austins penis

Austins penis is so fucken massive that it cant fit in the hole so he will be a virgin his whole life
Austins penis cannot be used
by JOhnnnnndfdfd February 17, 2021
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baby penis

1. An uncannily small penis on a full grown male

Also see: baby dick; hagerman
Bob: That dude's dick is 3", hard.

Jonny: Yep, he has a baby penis
by Nathaniel Mayweather August 11, 2005
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Penis Teeth

Penis Teeth is a group of fellows whom have all gathered in a community to speak about penis teeth and togetherness.
by Luciloot January 27, 2018
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Penis pebbles

When a boy/man hasn't masterbated in so long his sperm becomes solid and clumps up into little pebbles.
Damn that was painful, I just ejaculated penis pebbles!
by Krisuel-Blair May 28, 2008
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