Chicken Noodle Soup

When you skill fuck a girl and explosively nut in her throat so hard that she makes a loud BGAAAWWWKK noise (similar to that of a chicken)

I expected she was a freak but when she said she wanted a Chicken Noodle Soup, that’s when I was absolutely certain

by xhristopher9 May 11, 2022

double noodling

When two people are on top of each other facedown with fitness rollers in between.

Did you hear about Taylor … yeah she was double noodling with Gary yesterday! She’s so lucky

by Emiliovannpus November 10, 2022

limp noodle

lacking in both physical and mental toughness. a pussy.

me: look at our president! what a limp noodle!
president brandon: LFGB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Lil barnacles #1 fan November 27, 2022

Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.

Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group

by v-kyun October 4, 2022

suspension noodle

The act of hanging oneself.

We are gathered here today to pay our respects to Jim, who committed suspension noodle last night.

by Arkadios200 October 6, 2022

Noodle the jerky

Like doing an oatmeal trick, but with more carbs and protein.

“Hey man, wanna go noodle the jerky?”
“Yes! I was getting tired of oatmeal tricks.”

by Oatmeal trickster October 16, 2022

Boston noodle

When having anal sex. One must ejaculate into there partners anal hole and then slurp the semen out

Oh man i boston noodled my wofe last night tasted great!

by 2.3T noodler October 17, 2022