morning muffin

Morning sex as soon as you awake.

I awoke this morning to
My morning muffin.

by Bullpit February 5, 2018

terd muffin

a fucktard or wigglesworth
a worthless person who would never make it to the show "average joe"
a person who acts fruity or with baby ruth mannerisms.
a person who sucks someone's ass to get a little closer...

Johnny acted like a softie to Jules Asner, what a terd muffin!!!

by Liz T December 16, 2003

Muffin Fucker

Someone who says they have done things, usually sexual things, that they have never actually don

Dude I talked to some people, turns out John never got head from her, he's such a Muffin Fucker

by No Mc January 17, 2008

Jungle Muffins

A woman's breasts
It is commonly used in the abbreviated version, "J-Muffs."

Guy 1: "That girl has great Jungle Muffins."
Guy 2: "Yes, her breasts are exquisite, and prominently displayed."

by Andres 1 August 11, 2008

love muffin

the squishy part of your vagina, is used for reproduction.

my love muffin is attracted to your dong (dick)

by rectum66669 April 13, 2015

muffin stump

the bottom part of a muffin

Gurl, who left all these muffin stumps in the kitchen? Where are the tops too all of these muffins?

by Manny November 25, 2003

angry muffin

paddler with a vicious tendency for splashing and flexing.

"This paddler has good technique but wicked splash. He must be an angry muffin"

by paddler August 4, 2006