Crud Muffin

A large puffy poop turd

Michelle : Oh Mark I sure did miss your hard dick inside me Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Mark : Oh Michelle I sure did miss your soft pussy YEE! YEE! YEE! (splat) OOPS!
Michelle : OOPS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Mark : Oh nothing just a little Crud Muffin come on let's cuddlefuck!
Michelle : LITTLE IT'S THE SIZE OF A SOFTBALL? You pooped a Crud Muffin on my leg while you was pounding my pussy! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED!
Mark : Uh I believe this is our bed and I want to cuddlefuck!
Michelle : LITTLE IT'S THE SIZE OF A SOFTBALL? You pooped a Crud Muffin on my leg while you was pounding my pussy! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED!
Mark : Uh I believe this is our bed and I want to cuddlefuck!
Michelle : Uh we are divorced and this is my bed GET THE FUCK OUT!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : And take your god damn Crud Muffin with you! (splat)
Steve : Hey Mark you look so sexy with that Crud Muffin on your face Mmmm!
Mark : Wow Steve thanks! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : MARK WHY THE HELL IS SOME GUY LICKING YOUR FACE AND RUBBING YOUR COCK!
Mark : I don't know but it feel's kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : GROSS! Im calling the cops!
Steve : You know Mark in prison you can get fucked in the ass and blow Crud Muffins everywhere!
Mark : Wow that sounds kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hello Police two gay guy's broke into my house and there are Crud Muffins everywhere!
Steve : Mmmm! Crud Muffins! (wink)

by SlopNChop November 30, 2018

terd muffin

a fucktard or wigglesworth
a worthless person who would never make it to the show "average joe"
a person who acts fruity or with baby ruth mannerisms.
a person who sucks someone's ass to get a little closer...

Johnny acted like a softie to Jules Asner, what a terd muffin!!!

by Liz T December 16, 2003

Muffin Fucker

Someone who says they have done things, usually sexual things, that they have never actually don

Dude I talked to some people, turns out John never got head from her, he's such a Muffin Fucker

by No Mc January 17, 2008

Jungle Muffins

A woman's breasts
It is commonly used in the abbreviated version, "J-Muffs."

Guy 1: "That girl has great Jungle Muffins."
Guy 2: "Yes, her breasts are exquisite, and prominently displayed."

by Andres 1 August 11, 2008

love muffin

the squishy part of your vagina, is used for reproduction.

my love muffin is attracted to your dong (dick)

by rectum66669 April 13, 2015

muffin stump

the bottom part of a muffin

Gurl, who left all these muffin stumps in the kitchen? Where are the tops too all of these muffins?

by Manny November 25, 2003

angry muffin

paddler with a vicious tendency for splashing and flexing.

"This paddler has good technique but wicked splash. He must be an angry muffin"

by paddler August 4, 2006