lipsker

really load, gezh af, has a hourse shlang

That’s a nice lipsker u got

by Puka face November 3, 2022

Lipsmack

To smack a kiss from vagina lips onto something, or someone that makes the lips pucker and leave a vagina kiss mark behind. Opposite of teabagging.

For reference, imagine a hairless cat leaving pucker marks from it's rear end every time it sits on a smooth surface.

I ended up lipsmacking the toilet seat when it was down last night.

Chico fell asleep at the party first, so Oli teabagged him, but Lauren fell asleep next, so I lipsmacked her.

by KatKode3 November 24, 2022

lipsosuction

A juicy-smoochy blowjob dat a hot-chick nurse administers to you, either as a jitters-calming technique while prepping you for fat-reduction surgery, or as a reward afterwards for your "being such a brave boy" during said painful/invasive procedure. Extra points for da medical establishment if said attractive damsel actually honors you with both --- i.e., she sucks you off twice, before and after da operation.

Getting lipsosuction from a cute female medic can indeed be very soothing and pleasurable, but it does nothing to curtail da actual impending operation. It's too bad dat said luscious-mouthed gal in da white robe couldn't simply "vacuum out" da unwanted triglycerides through your cock along wif your sperm, and then just periodically spit da resulting big mouthfuls of unwanted lipids into a basin while she's sucking your wiener.

by QuacksO December 12, 2022

lipstick dipstick

A term for a male canine erection, as it can often resemble lipstick when it is ready to be applied.

Dude, your dog had a full on lipstick dipstick for my leg.

by Bourbon and Galushtas April 7, 2023

lipsableistic

When someones just looking mad lipsable and you wanna bend them over and give them most devilish, toe curling backshots known to man, while making out before they give u the sloppiest juiciest head.

She gave him the most lipsableistic head known to mad before he made out with her with his lipsableistic lips

by Jeezdemnutsbig April 30, 2023

Lipstick

A magical twisty stick that will make your lips change colors in the blink of an eye.

'On Monday I got lipstick on my wall after dancing with it.'

by moneychicken45638 June 23, 2023

Lipsey

Lipsey = Lip Service / false commitment / empty promises / misleading statements / Pinocchio

That lipsey keeping running their mouth, they have it comin.

by Existist January 22, 2024