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licketysplit

a short sex act (performed when eating out a guy's ass from behind) whereby the ass-eater momentarily services his cock and balls fruitbowl style before going right back to eating his ass.

important note: by dwelling any longer on the junk, it is no longer a licketysplit but rather an entirely different sex act: sucking cock from behind. the licketysplit is a quick acknowledgment of the dick and balls but is still really all about the ass, a side dish to the main course.
while hungrily eating out jeff's ass, martha quickly ran her tongue down to his balls and cock giving him a licketysplit before resuming tossing his salad.
by electric.eel December 11, 2009
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hurt locker

When you are severely hungover from a night of heavy drinking and are forced to confine yourself to your room for nearly the entire day.

'Hurt' is in reference to suffering or struggling from excessive drinking and 'locker' is in reference to being confined in a small, dark place to escape reality.
"Dude, why I haven't heard from Chris all day?" "Oh it's best you just let him be man, he's in the hurt locker right now. He'll hit you back tomorrow I'm sure."

"Come on man, come out and drink with us for the game tonight!" "Nah if I do that then I'll end up calling out of work and putting myself in the hurt locker. I have a big meeting tomorrow so I have to avoid that at all costs."
by CK12 August 30, 2013
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Lucker

When Someone Gets Really Lucky,
But you know they're a Lucky MoFo Inside
:
Sasha: She Got Pizza, and missed the whole school day Because she's in A.S.B.
Natalie: YA, What A Lucker
by LustfulWinter April 8, 2009
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Licked

Say this word when you just licked something using your tongue.
A guy just licked a paper.
Guy: Licked!
by pierrette64 May 19, 2009
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Lockerz fag

The name given to the people who use lockerz. Orignates from all the faggots who use lockerz at northwest high school
Ahmed: Hey guys!!!! The next lockerz redemption is tomorrow!!!!!

Julio: Shut ur fucking mouth u lockerz fag!!!

Ahmed: ;(
by Tmills94 December 8, 2009
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lickety split

refers to the tearing of index cards by bending them in half and then licking them to get them to split apart.
My mouth is so dry from performing lickety split.
by A. SugarTits Car December 5, 2010
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Rain Locker

I pounded her her rain locker for hours, afterwards my entire bed was soaked all the way through.
by NateBlank July 14, 2018
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