jack skellington

Brilliant main character of my FAVORITE film..."Nightmare Before Christmas". The Pumpkin King and the Hottest Guy who's ever ceased to exist.

If Jack Skellington was human, I'd marry him in a heartbeat!

by Andi February 10, 2005

jack ruby

The man who shot Lee Harvey Oswald (who supposedly assassinated JFK). He was a club owner, and involved in the mafia.

"Jack Ruby was tried and convicted of Murder with Malice."

by maria ongpin September 5, 2004

jack!sper

A name used to refer to the combination of Jasper Hale (from the Twilight series) and Jackson Rathbone, who plays Jasper in the movie Twilight. This term is specific to the movie character, as opposed to just Jasper, or just Jackson Rathbone. Often the word is misspelled due to omission of the exclamation point.

Did you see paparazzi Jack!sper in the new MTV Twilight interviews?

by PlanxtyLewis April 14, 2008

jacking-off

masturbation

When Chris, Tracey, and Jackie walked around to the back of our store and saw a bum jacking off in the bushes.

by Sarah August 3, 2003

Jack Decker

(v.) to be delicious.
(n.) rediculously hot wrestler for Penn State.

That guy is onnnee hot Jack Decker!!

by likeperfection January 30, 2009

thread jacked

When someone takes your email thread from one topic completely off topic to some other subject.

Tim:
Email Subject: Snowboarding this weekend
Hey, anyone want to ride Hunter this weekend?

reply:
Will:
Email Subject: Snowboarding this weekend
Hey, I got a really cool macbook air, this thing rocks and kicks the ass of any Microsoft junk you tools use

Tim:
Email Subject: thread jacked MS vs Apple (was Snowboarding)
Damn I hate it when I get thread jacked.

by SoCal or bust March 19, 2008

jack bag

1. n
Simply, a bag or rag or magazine or anything container outside a bathroom that you shoot your load into when your done jacking off.

2. adj
term used to describe someone who's only worth is being there to absorb your masturbation

1. I'm using this plastic bag as a jack bag

2. "Alright, jack bag, you don't have to yell"

by Jack MeHoff January 14, 2004