German Death Grip

The term "German Death Grip" could be defined as follows:

German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.

Man 1: "My wife gave me the German Death Grip, her pussy wouldn't let go!"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ, man. Your dick must be sore!"

German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.

by vetchinarusskiy July 28, 2024

German import

Someone who looks german and typically denies the accusations

James had blonde hair and blue eyes but gets pissed when Logan calls him a German Import

by ttykhd August 2, 2024

Germknödels

Busty, voluptuous breasts on a MILF, originally defined by Flappr in regards to Heidi Klum's rack.

Unlike fellow MILF thirst trap enthusiast, Donna D'Errico, Heidi Klum doesn't have an OF account - so she's not posting boobs to promote anything - she's doing it for fun. And unlike other MILF thirst posters, Klum's posts tend to be aggressively thirsty, showing off her Glamorous West German Germknödels with stunning frequency. --- @flapprdotnet

by GenXonX August 30, 2024

Germano The Bat

Once Again, Mushroom Empire's OC, FICTONAL NOT REAL.

''Germano The Bat Isnt A Vampire''

by empire RoomMush JP September 6, 2023

German Kiss

When you and a friend touch buttholes as if your sphincters were giving each other a kiss.

I caught Tom and Randy with their pants down, and yes you guessed it, giving each other a German Kiss

by Tinypeckerbigballs September 19, 2023

german flag

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee
And red being the blood.

"Just had a german flag, shit painfull"

by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023

german flag

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee
And red being the blood.

(This was made in honor of a tik tok user called arsenicnitrogen)

"Just had a german flag, shit painfull"

by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023