As The Rotten Fruit 

When an opinion is that useless, and even hamful rather than giving any good advice.
(Made probably by me)

Person A: "I think you should see a doctor."
Person B: "That idea is as the rotten fruit. I already went to see a doctor a few times!"

As The Rotten Fruit by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

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.9.Tropicana Fruit Roll Up Down Left Right.9.Rapid Eye Movement Is Moving Eraser Materials As Well As Objects From Viewpoints.9.Tuscana Samuela.9.

.9.Tropicana Fruit Roll Up Down Left Right.9.Rapid Eye Movement Is Moving Eraser Materials As Well As Objects From Viewpoints.9.Tuscana Samuela.9.

.9.Tropicana Fruit Roll Up Down Left Right.9.Rapid Eye Movement Is Moving Eraser Materials As Well As Objects From Viewpoints.9.Tuscana Samuela.9. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. November 11, 2025

Jamaican Jelly Fruit

The act of using a condom during anal, specifically after the person recieving has recently had diarrhea, ejecting into the condom, tying the end of the condom, and either the person giving or recieving eats the condom.

(Man 1): "I made my girl eat my Jamaican Jelly Fruit!"
(Man 2): "What the fuck?"

Jamaican Jelly Fruit by kats067 January 23, 2026

National Throw a piece of fruit (unspecified)day 

Throw a piece of fruit(unspecified) on October 14th

Me: Guess what day it is my dear friend
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day

National Throw a piece of fruit (unspecified)day by Oakridge October 21, 2021

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl by aphmaufan October 3, 2023

protect the booty and not be fruity 

protect the booty and not be fruity — prison slang for tactics used by inmates to protect themselves from prison rape.

If any of them actually worked, prison rape would not occur.

To not be raped in prison you must have a low score on the statistical indicators below. If you can check one or more of the the following factors below you are likely to be targeted for sexual assault the moment you enter a penal facility:

Youthful age
good looks
ambiguous sexual orientation

Characteristics that mark you as a candidate for abuse are:

small size
physical weakness
being white
being gay
being a first offender
possessing "feminine" characteristics such as long hair or a high voice
being unassertive or unaggressive
being shy
being intellectual
not being street-smart
being “passive"
having been convicted of a sexual offense against a minor
entering prison not associated with a set or a gang

Prisoners with one or more of these characteristics typically face an increased risk of sexual abuse, and prisoners with several overlapping characteristics are much more likely than other inmates to be targeted for abuse.

The best way to avoid prison rape is to stay out of prison at all costs. If you are reading an Urban Dictionary entry you need to avoid prison. And, if you write Urban Dictionary entries YOU REALLY NEED TO STAY OUT OF PRISON!!!!!!

According to Department of Corrections statistics there are several ways to protect the booty and not be fruity. If any of them actually worked; then, prison rape would be nonexistent.

protect the booty and not be fruity by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 24, 2023

Fruitsafari 

Hunting for the best fruit at the market

I went on a fruitsafari today and found some awesome fruit at the farmer’s market.

Fruitsafari by Doozieoozie July 2, 2018