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crotch fluff

When a male purposely adjusts his crotch in order to achieve the maximum amount of profile bulge required to initiate mating rituals with a female.
It’s embarrassing going to the pool with Chad because he keeps crotch fluffing just before he walks up to hot girls sitting at the edge of the pool.
by 8pablodiablo0 December 3, 2020
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Self-Fluffer

A person that strokes their own ego constantly by trying to build themselves up to others buy bragging about what they have and how great they are at everything.
That dude is a straight up self-fluffer that never stops bragging about how he is the big baller that has had ever woman in this town.
by ODGumby23 February 11, 2021
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Tinker Fluff

The smegma under a gay man's foreskin.
Watch out for Larry, he doesn't clean his Tinker Fluff.
by "Steve" Patel May 7, 2021
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Lyndon Fluffer

A Fluffer/ A Person/ A Lyndon can be employed to warm up your wife or husband or sibling.

A Lyndon Fluffer is typically slang for a person from the Grimsby area
Can you get us a Lyndon fluffer in tonight love, as I just don't have the energy.

Just ordered a Lyndon to start off the foreplay to get your blood flowing.
by FuckBuff July 6, 2021
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Coin Fluffer

A crypto investor that refuses to do research, buys random or popular coins, then goes on social media to find people to make them feel good about said bad decision.
That coin fluffer has got paper hands.
by thothbrat July 26, 2021
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Bum Fluff

The hair grown on the face of a pubescent teenager, young man or a eshay who has never matured.
"That's not a beard champ, that's bum fluff "
by Thekaleguy July 31, 2021
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pineapple fluff

A fluffy creamy sweet dessert that your grammy makes but has yet to tell you the recipe. All i know is that it has cream cheese, pineapple, pudding mix, and whipped cream; i only know these bcuz she has let it slip.
Me-Hey grammy what are you making for potluck?
Grammy-pineapple fluff
Me-YAAAAAASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by noodle_💛 November 5, 2021
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