election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.

Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.

by TheSharpie November 25, 2016

Electoraphobia

The fear of an election.
The fear will be amplified if the candidates are equally as shitty as the 2016 elections, with a result of Trump being the president-elect, and may cause severe side effects

I have Electoraphobia for the 2020 elections. Vote Kanye?

by RiYTKE December 2, 2016

electo

Normally somebody who asks "what do you have on draft at restaurants" Loves the walking dead and is usually a fan of shitty teams like the dolphins.

I always Electo

by Maria Lopes February 13, 2017

electored

When a president wins the presidency because they won the most electoral votes, not having won the popular vote.

tRümp was electored into the presidency.

by markód March 27, 2017

electric chainsaw

A chainsaw that runs on electricity.

You don't even know how good an electric chainsaw is.

by Electric Chainsaw May 27, 2017

Erectrocious

When a man whips out his dick and the erection is so large that girls scream and shout “that is so Erectrocious.” This word usually pertains to someone who has a huge shlong. The word can be dated back all the way prehistoric times and is meant to relate to the dinosaurs and the massive reptilian dicks they had. If you ever find anyone with this massive cock never let them go because it is once in a life time.

I screamed when I saw the size of Johnny’s massive shlong. It was absolutely erectrocious.

by Nateg123 November 28, 2017

Electricity

Electricity is in battery’s to power televisions, vibrating dildos, devices for porn, etc.

I need to get to electricity in this viborator

by www.asshat_things January 1, 2018