two dads and a chemistry set

A witty comeback to "your mom," popularized by a student in Georgia.

"YOUR MOM!"

"At least I have a mom. You've got two dads and a chemistry set!"

(Usually followed by "Ohhh, what now?")

by ChibiChrissi October 6, 2006

Ya Mum's Ya Dad

retarded answer to any questions you cant or dont want to answer
kinda like answering with ya mum buts it gives you autism

Me: "Do you watch scat porn?"
Friend: "Ya mum's ya dad"

by cancerious fucker May 27, 2017

I am my dad

A phrase that when used by Zac kills the conversation

Siobhan: "Did u tell Daria?"
Denzel: "I am my dad"

by Jolfie385 March 23, 2017

Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome

Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome is where father suffers from disorder centering on anti-social phobias and beliefs heightened by a form of Parent Alienation Syndrome and anti-government and counter-culture agenda, and then successfully indoctrinates his family with this dogma. He then attempts to gain fame and fortune by promoting it through his family by seeking a reality show which promotes his perspective, but publicly fails and only gains infamy and notoriety.

The Balloon Boy Dad believed that humanity descended from aliens and spoke of launching home-made flying saucers into storms and taught his children to lie to the authorities about the Balloon Boy hoax so that he could promote a reality show based promoting the scientific investigation and promotion of this belief.

The Balloon Boy Dad suffered from Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome because he tried to promote his beliefes through his family on a reality show.

by PatrickDallas May 2, 2010

My Dad's called Colin

When your dad is called Keith and you decide to call him Colin instead because Keith is a silly name.

My dad's not Keith, my dad's called Colin

by Flimsco April 4, 2020

your dad's glasses

the most hurtful, offensive, and personal denunciation topic that a person can talk about.

commonly used to respond to a 'your mom' diss.
ymyfydgymf

"Your face is ugly."
"Your MOM'S face is ugly."
"Your Dad's glasses are ugly!"
*Person runs away crying*

by Bumping Jean May 17, 2009

Slower Than Your Dad

Slower Than Your Dad is a term that is similar to Faster Than Your Mom. It is used in a lobby with friends, and describes what you say when your friend gets killed, downed or absolutely shit on. It’s really a BRUH moment!

Joseph: “360, aww fuck I’m dead”
Friend: “Come on Joseph, anytime your about to die you gotta move faster than your mom not slower than your dad! RUN THAT BITCH ASS FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT TRYING TO ESCAPE A WAR OF HERCULES VS. JESUS CHRIST.

by Poison2793 May 20, 2022