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Cat With a Beard

A beverage offered at nightclubs and/or bars at late hours of humid, summer nights. Primarily consists of alcohol. Other ingredients may include, but are not limited to, cranberry juice, honey, oats, ginseng, melted chocolate, arugula, mango juice, and other aphrodisiacs. A "Cat With a Beard" will very often catalyze sexual desires.
So the other night, Emily was chillin' at Da Pound and ordered up some of dat Cat With a Beard. Got her so tanked, she up'n lay wit err' man at da club. It was ballin'.
by Leslie Anne Levine January 8, 2009
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bearded lady

when a girl is giving a blowjob, and you have her panties in her mouth.
they hang down like a beard.
man, last night she was a total bearded lady.
by SpaceAce August 4, 2006
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beardo

A class of 05 senior at Suncoast with amusing facial hair. Good for stalking.
Danny: Do you think that guy's facial hair is sexy?
Melinda: ...no
Shannon: Oh, that's Beardo.
by class of 08 February 17, 2005
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beaded curtain

An act similar to teabagging, but with several men standing together and one person maneuvering his head amongst their dangling scrota.
I had a crazy weekend in San Francisco; I even got a beaded curtain!
by Arcxjo July 2, 2011
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beard

1. to be a beard is to be boring, unsociable and a complete waste of air
2. never wants to do anything atall..ever
3. stubborn bastard
jamie roberts aka "ultimate beard"

"beard u cumin out tonight"

"naaaa im stayin in playin xbox 360"

"you are a beard"
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"Beard have you got a spare cig?"

"naaaaaa iv only got 16 left"

"YOU BEARD"
by you know who.. April 19, 2007
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Bearded meme daddy

An attention seeking annoying person who clings to their kink to get people to like them. Constantly begs for money and nudes from women and thinks that he is entitled to both of these things. Generally unattractive with a weak jawline and straw like facial hair.
by UncleMiles May 6, 2017
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Merlin's beard

When having sex with a young lady one withdraws his love staff at the point of ejaculation and sprays his love muck on the lady's chin. The jizz should start to hang down off the chin, creating a rather fetching white beard look, similar to Merlin's.
"Hey guess what Rich, I did a Merlin's beard on your mum last night!"

"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"
by Ste Crayston December 7, 2006
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